Formula Oppo: The Kalgoorlie Brewing and Ice Company Grand Prix of The Fury Road

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/18/2016 at 12:48 • Filed to: FO

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The time has come again for us to start the Formula Oppo season a new! What’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , you say? Well it’s only the only weekly fantasy Formula One game in town and because there’s absolutely no money involved, you can’t say it’s gambling, suck it Graftkings, suck it long and suck it hard. So join us for the first round of competition as we journey down the Fury Road towards Valhalla! What a day, what a beautiful day!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis Hamilton and his Mercedes-Benz W06 won the driver’s and constuctors’ championship, while RTeeJay won our season. It was a dominant season for Lewis and Mercedes while ours was once again, down to the wire. However this season starts fresh and everyone’s points are wipped clean, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe. There, you now have nothing! HAHAHAHA!

The Fury Road requires nerves of steel and equipment fast enough and durable enough to survive the trip. Will Mercedes updates be enough to stay on top? Can Ferrari end it’s championship drought? Will Williams wage war with wrought wins, welcoming warmth? Can McLaren get a Honda engine that is faster than a GP3 car? Has Red Bull’s Tag (re-branded Renault) power unit improved on it’s pitiful power and reliability woes? How about Renault buying back Team Lettuce, will this cash infusion produce winning cars again? Red Bull’s junior squad has ditched their craptasic Renault units for last year’s Ferrari model, we know how well that didn’t work for Manor last year...

Speaking of Manor, they have now effectively become the Mercedes-Williams Jr. squad replacing every thing with Mercedes and Williams parts and getting a Mercedes driver and a new, Indonesian wallet. Force India, is still not Aston Martin F1 because Doug DeMuro found a fantastic warranty. Sauber finally paid their employees and could be a potential mid-pack dark horse. With that brings us to the new kids on the block, Haas F1. Haas is the first American team in a long time, it’s been so long in fact, that the chassis is built in Britannia and the drive train is all brand new Ferrari equipment. Hot damn this should be a good season, fuck the haters.

Your drivers this year:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No curse from me this week

Now the rest if you have until Saturday, March 19, 12 am EST to get your picks in.

Good luck!

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 13:59

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Bottas

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 14:08

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Clemsie McKenzie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 14:13

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Had to make a gamble here, so I picked Kimi instead of Seb. Because why the hell not.

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 14:17

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Verstappen

Curse: Alonso

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 14:40

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

No curse, I’ll be too busy watching the backmarkers.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 18:34

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/12/2016 at 21:40

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Lewis wins, Seb is 2, Ricky the Clown is third (he fights better than Rosbrt). Joylon will eat it.

May the Force be with Haas.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/13/2016 at 11:53

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Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Does this mean they will be able to travel in time?

My picks:
Q: Nico Rosberg
1. Nico Rosberg
2. Sebastian Vettel
3. Lewis Hamilton
C: Marcus Ericsson

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/13/2016 at 12:23

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse. No one

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/13/2016 at 12:43

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Q. Vettel

1. Vettel

2. Ricciardo

3. Hamilton

Alex from Toronto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/13/2016 at 13:49

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Q: Nico

1. Nico

2. Lewis

3. Sebastian

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/13/2016 at 18:17

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Q. HAM

1. VET

2. ROS

3. HAM

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/14/2016 at 01:56

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q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Grosjean

curse. Palmer

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 00:45

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Safe picks for Week 1:

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 12:23

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Q Nico Rosberg

1 Nico Rosberg

2 Lewis Hamilton

3 Kimi!!!!!

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 12:35

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The real winner is the Traveling Torchbug in attendance with pip bip. As for the fashion show:

Q: Luis

1. Lewis

2. Knee Co.

3. Kettle

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 12:58

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Q Hammy

1 Hammy

2 Vettel

3 Button

Nonster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 13:34

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Q: Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Rosberg

No curse

Am I wrong? Am I right? NOBODY KNOWS!?

ceanderson920 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2016 at 13:49

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Lewis

Vettel

Nico

Q Vettel

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 13:03

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We are going bold here:

Q) Seb

1) Seb

2)Ricciardo

3) Kimi

Curse: Ro Gro

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 13:09

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Kvyat

3. Ricciardo

Curse: Palmer

MoFinWiley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 13:16

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Q. Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hulkenberg

3. Rosberg

C. Hamilton

Tripper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 13:38

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Q - Raikkonen

1 - Hamilton

2 - Vettel

3 - Ricciardo

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 13:42

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Is Merc still quickest, probably.

I’m sure Hammy will take it, but I want kimi to get up in there, front suspension is back to what he likes.

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 15:02

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Q. Lewis

1. Sebastian

2. Lewis

3. Rospussy

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 15:45

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1. HAM

2. Rosberg

3. VET

Q. Lewis

GTStig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 15:49

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 16:26

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Pole: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2:Rosberg

3: Kimi

I shall curse Palmer.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 17:24

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Q. Carrera Cup Australia

1. V8 Supercars (Betting on an upset, I know!)

2. Carrera Cup Australia

3. The actual F1 race (if wet)/Australian GT [tie—both fun, but not V8s or Porsche Cup racing fun]

Curse: The actual F1 race (if dry—c’mon, wet chaos, gimme something to work with here)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 03/18/2016 at 17:25

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You should actually play this year.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 17:51

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You’ve seen my fantasy rally picks, no? That’s about as serious as I ever get, heh.

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 18:04

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 03/18/2016 at 18:17

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You know you want a shot at the Gilded Bernie

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 18:21

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I’d rather see a regular ol’ Opponaut take it. (Unless by “Gilded Bernie,” you mean “mega-pack of Timbits.” Then dibs.)

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 18:50

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The first race is always the hardest To predict.

Q: Hamilton

1 Hamilton

2 Vettel

3 Riccardo

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 19:19

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I have a few copies of the golden bernie left... i need to email one to last years winner... hit me up through my email Duke, and please pass along last years winner’s email.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu 03/18/2016 at 19:21

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I sent them one last year.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 22:13

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader 03/18/2016 at 23:10

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All the cool kids are doing it, Stef!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/18/2016 at 23:12

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Thanks for getting this together again this season!

Q HAM

1 HAM

2 ROS

3 VET

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/19/2016 at 00:05

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q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis “I like to film selfies while biking” Hamilton
2. Nico “Im not just here because of my daddie” Rosberg
3. Sebastian “ please god dont let riccardo join Ferrari next year” Vettle

No curse.... im putting emotions to the side this year.... i lead with my heart last year and if fucked me a lot.

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/19/2016 at 01:40

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Q. ham

1. ham

2. ros

3. vet

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/19/2016 at 01:51

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I’m cutting it close, as usual.

Anyways.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel.

sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/20/2016 at 04:16

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I think I have -5. Crap.